Loud Rock Band Seeks Drummer for Gigs, Rehearsals and Long Walks on the Beach in the Moonlight

Ok, maybe not that last one so much, but still.

We have recently parted ways with our drummer of nearly 3 years, Steve Salazar. Steve is a phenomenal musician and an even better person. We had a great time working with him and wish him nothing but the best.

That means we are on an all out search for a new drummer. So, if you fling the sticks -- no that is not a euphemism for sex -- here are some things we’re looking for.

• Live performance experience -- circus performing doesn’t count
• Solid rock music skills -- i.e. big foot on beat 1
• Reliable Transportation -- preferably a 1970’s Kustom van with shag carpet, but we’re not picky
• Quality gear -- that Wal-Mart kit you have in your garage won’t cut it
• Personal reliability -- make us wait and we start to cry because we’re sensitive like that and clearly you don’t love us any more 
• Good attitude -- well, as much as can be expected from a drummer (I keed!)
• Availability for minimum 1 rehearsal per week and average a couple gigs per month -- mostly biker bars and tupperware parties
• Ability to travel -- mostly short weekenders in state, but the occasional small tour (1-3 weeks) - willingness to sleep on the roof of a van a PLUS!

We don’t need someone utterly dedicated to what we do. This isn’t Single White Female. We just want a rock solid, reliable musician who is willing to rehearse enough for us to learn new material and have some fun.

We’re serious about what we do, but we want to have a good time too.

Also, if you can play this, that would be awesome (the fun starts at the 3:10 mark). Kthxbye!